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Russian nesting doll arrested for killing broken egg Humpty Dumpty wanted to meet family inside eggshell.
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Fortune teller with crystal ball sees Humpty Dumpty egg will be Valentines Day breakfast in bed.
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All the King’s men suggest eating broken Humpty Dumpty egg for breakfast.
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King’s men knight makes Humpty Dumpty death positive building broken egg shell furniture & lamp.
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Mailman delivers delayed non slip pads order to smashed egg Humpty Dumpty.
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Frustrated Humpty Dumpty on cellphone customer review website rates All the King’s Horses & Men bad eggshell repair service.
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Annoyed Humpty Dumpy egg smashed by fall from wall reads Life is about balance fortune cookie.
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Huge Humpty Dumpty asks mother why only child but frazzled bird in nest says she hasn’t recovered from traumatic birth.
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Humpty Dumpty high on wall thinks ants tiny people in distance but bugs eat smashed yolk after falling.
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Therapist tells wife in couples counseling putting up walls triggers traumatized Humpty Dumpty husband.
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Eggs religion pastor preaches Miracle Whip mayonnaise resurrected Humpty Dumpty brand parody religious service.
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Expired older Humpty Dumpty apologizes to surprised lover for disappointing sexual performance with past best by dates excuse.